All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.

Two Things People Throughout History Have Had In Common Are Hatred And Humour. I Am Proud That I Have Been Able To Use Humour To Lessen People's Hatred.