All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.

A Lie Is Profanity. A Lie Is The Worst Thing In The World. Art Is The Ability To Tell The Truth.

Most People That You Talk To, They's Intelligent. Like I Said, "most People."

I Went Through Every Phone Book In Africa, And I Didn't Find One God Damned Pryor!

I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I Got Tired Of Waking Up In My Car Driving Ninety.

I Ain't No Movie Star, Man. I'm A Booty Star.