A Lie Is Profanity. A Lie Is

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

There Are Only Two Pieces Of Pussy You're Gonna Get In Your Entire Life, That's Your First And Your Last.

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.

I'm Slower And Some Days Are Better Than Others, But I'm A Fighter.

I Don't See Myself Getting Married Again, But If I Do, It Will Be Forever.