Friends Take Up Time, And I Didn't

To Be Diagnosed Was The Hardest Thing Because I Didn't Know What They Were Talking About... And The Doctor Said, Don't Worry, In Three Months You'll Know. So I Went About My Business And Then, One Day, It Jumped Me. I Couldn't Get Up... Your Muscles Trick You; They Did Me.

I'd Like To Make You Laugh For About Ten Minutes Though I'm Gonna Be On For An Hour.

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."

I Just Don't Want To Die Alone, That's All. That's Not Too Much To Ask For, Is It It Would Be Nice To Have Someone Care About Me, For Who I Am, Not About My Wallet.

What I Am For Is Justice For Everyone, Just Like It Says In The Constitution.