Friends Take Up Time, And I Didn't

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.

A Sold-out House My First Night Back. Do You Have Any Idea What Kinda Pressure That Is? I Could Have Been At Home In My Warm Bed, Playing Nintendo.

Marriage Is Really Tough Because You Have To Deal With Feelings... And Lawyers.

Most People That You Talk To, They's Intelligent. Like I Said, "most People."