I Ain't No Movie Star, Man. I'm

When That Fire Hit Your Ass, It Will Sober Your Ass Up Quick! I Saw Something, I Went, Well, That's A Pretty Blue. You Know What? That Looks Like... Fire! Fire Is Inspirational. They Should Use It In The Olympics, Because I Ran The 100 In 4.3.

No, I'm Not Dying, And I Sure... Ain't Dead.

I'm Not Addicted To Cocaine. I Just Like The Way It Smells.

You Gotta Be Cool When You're Macho Man, Cuz You Can't Be Sensitive And Care About Someone Having A Good Time In Bed, Cuz That's Too Scary... When You Don't Use Sensitivity When You're Having Sex, Or Share Some Of Your Soul, Nothing Gonna Happen, Because Men Really Get Afraid. Men Really Get Scared In Bed.

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.