If I Ain't Horny, I Check To

Hawaii Is The Best Form Of Comfort For Me. When I Die, I Want To Be Cremated, And I Want Half My Ashes Spread In The Pacific Around The Island, The Rest On The Property.

Have You Ever Noticed How Quiet You Get When You Go In The Woods? It's Almost Like You Know That God's There.

I Was A Loner And Never Hung Out With Anyone. I Never Had Any Friends.

You Gotta Be Cool When You're Macho Man, Cuz You Can't Be Sensitive And Care About Someone Having A Good Time In Bed, Cuz That's Too Scary... When You Don't Use Sensitivity When You're Having Sex, Or Share Some Of Your Soul, Nothing Gonna Happen, Because Men Really Get Afraid. Men Really Get Scared In Bed.

There Are Only Two Pieces Of Pussy You're Gonna Get In Your Entire Life, That's Your First And Your Last.