Now They're Calling Taking Drugs An Epidemic

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.

If You Ask Me About Women's Lib, I Say I Don't Even Know What That Is.

I Had Some Great Things And I Had Some Bad Things. The Best And The Worst . . . In Other Words, I Had A Life.

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.

Hawaii Is The Best Form Of Comfort For Me. When I Die, I Want To Be Cremated, And I Want Half My Ashes Spread In The Pacific Around The Island, The Rest On The Property.