Why Don't You Go And Live In

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.

What About Tom Jones? He's Made A Million And He's A Bloody Awful Singer.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

We Don't Come Here For Our Health.

Tolerance Is The One Essential Ingredient ... You Can Take It From Me That The Queen Has The Quality Of Tolerance In Abundance.