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How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?

If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll All Be Slitty-eyed.

If Anyone Has A New Idea In This Country, There Are Twice As Many People Who Keep Putting A Man With A Red Flag In Front Of It.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.