Constitutionally I Don't Exist.

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.

All Money Nowadays Seems To Be Produced With A Natural Homing Instinct For The Treasury.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

Human Population Growth Is Probably The Single Most Serious Long-term Threat To Survival. We're In For A Major Disaster If It Isn't Curbed...we Have No Option. If It Isn't Controlled Voluntarily, It Will Be Controlled Involuntarily By An Increase In Disease, Starvation And War.