They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

We Didn't Have Counsellors Rushing Around Every Time Somebody Let Off A Gun. You Just Got On With It!

You Can't Have Been Here Long, You Haven't Got A Pot Belly.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.