Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

Religion Is The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Mankind - The Ironic Part Is That It's Presented As A Good Thing, And Its Effect Is Absolutely Catastrophic To Individuals And To Societies.

Tell People An Invisible Man In The Sky Created All Things, They Believe You. Tell Them What You've Painted Is Wet, They Have To Touch It To Believe.

You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.

A Crazy Person Doesn't Really Lose His Mind. It Just Becomes Something More Entertaining.

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.