Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.

What Wine Goes With Captain Crunch?

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.

I Enjoy Watching A Woman With Really Bad Teeth And A Good Sense Of Humor Struggling To Use Her Lips And Tongue To Hide Her Teeth When She's Laughing. I Just Stand There And Tell Her Joke After Joke After Joke.

Traditional American Values: Genocide, Aggression, Conformity, Emotional Repression, Hypocrisy, And The Worship Of Comfort And Consumer Goods.