Without The Laughs, The Audience Wouldn't Be

I Wanted To Get A Job As A Gynecologist, But I Couldn't Find An Opening.

'i Am' Is Reportedly The Shortest Sentence In The English Language. Could It Be That 'i Do' Is The Longest Sentence?

Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer. When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are. But, On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.

When You Look At The Average American You Realize There's Nothing Nature Enjoys More Than A Good Joke.

Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop Didn't See It? I Didn't Do It.