Who'd Have Thought The Frisbee Would Have

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.

We're Gonna Get Weaker. That's Already Happened. They Used To Say, You Know, An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away. Now They're Saying Eat Five Fruits. That's Evidence. You Can't Argue With That.

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.