It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You

I Don't Think I'd Be A Very Good Parent. I'd Be Too Honest.

I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose To Show It.

With Identical Twins, You Always Get A Little Snidey One.

They Say It All Started Out With A Big Bang. But, What I Wonder Is, Was It A Big Bang Or Did It Just Seem Big Because There Wasn't Anything Else To Drown It Out At The Time?

As Long As You're Remembering Baby Jesus, Does It Matter When You're Remembering Him. That's What I'm Saying About Christmas, I Might Not Be In The Mood For It December 25th.