It Annoys Me A Bit How People

Could The World Fall?

It Would Be Spiteful To Put A Jellyfish In A Trifle.

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

Me In A One-man Tent Crouching Over Carrier Bag. It's Not Just The Lowest Point Of The Trip. It's The Lowest Point Ever. In 38 Years.

I Came Face-to-face With A Gorilla Which Was Quite Good, But It Was A 10-hour Trek In Bad Weather, Up Hills, Covered In Mud, With Mosquitoes Everywhere And When We Got There The Gorilla's Just Sat There Doing Nowt.