It Annoys Me A Bit How People

There Is No Need For Ants To Have The Ability To Fly

There Was Some Women In A Café The Other Week That I Was Sat In, And She Came Up And She Sat Down With Her Mate And She Was Talkin' Loudly Goin' On About "oh The Baby's Lovely." They Said It's Got, Er, Lovely Big Eyes, Er, Really Big Hands And Feet. Now That Doesn't Sound Like A Nice Baby To Me. I Felt Like Sayin' It Sounds Like A Frog. But I Thought I Don't Know Her, There's Only So Much You Can Say To A Stranger. I Don't Know What Kept Me From Sayin' It.

I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties And My Life Hasn't Really Changed.

We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone Age, This Is The Pissin' About Age.

Be The Ugly One, Look At The Nice One.