People Who Live In A Glass House

Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

As Long As You're Remembering Baby Jesus, Does It Matter When You're Remembering Him. That's What I'm Saying About Christmas, I Might Not Be In The Mood For It December 25th.

The Cafe Was Called Tattoos. The Fella Who Owned It Didn't Have Any Tattoos... But We Never Saw His Wife.

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!