Treat The World Like A Head.

I'd Rather Live In A Cave With A View Of A Palace Than Live In A Palace With A View Of A Cave.

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

Heaven? Floating About With Everyone You Ever Knew For Eternity? Me Family Does Me 'ed In After One Day At Xmas, I'd Rather Be Mush.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

It Would Be Spiteful To Put A Jellyfish In A Trifle.