When You're In Professional Sports, Winning Is

To Some It's A Six-pack, To Me It's A "support Group". Salvation In A Can!

Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers Who Come To Kill You.

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.

In Order To Become A Big-league Manager You Have To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time. That's Rule Number One.