There Is Only One Way To Pitch

Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few Understand.

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

To Some It's A Six-pack, To Me It's A "support Group". Salvation In A Can!

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.