Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few

In Order To Become A Big-league Manager You Have To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time. That's Rule Number One.

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

There Is Only One Way To Pitch To Musial - Under The Plate.

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.