Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.

As Long As I've Got One Chance To Beat You I'm Going To Take It.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.