Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few

I Made A Game Effort To Argue But Two Things Were Against Me: The Umpires And The Rules.

Branch Rickey Once Said Of Me That I Was A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Immediately Making A Bad Thing Worse.

What Are We Out At The Park For Except To Win?

Breaks Like A Ball Falling Off A Pool Table.

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.