As Long As I've Got One Chance

As Long As I've Got One Chance To Beat You I'm Going To Take It.

Some Guys Are Admired For Coming To Play, As The Saying Goes. I Prefer Those Who Come To Kill.

I Made A Game Effort To Argue But Two Things Were Against Me: The Umpires And The Rules.

Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll Show You A Player I'm Looking To Trade.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.