This Guy Don't Come To The Ballpark

I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do. If There Weren't Any Rules, How Could You Break Them?

I Made A Game Effort To Argue But Two Things Were Against Me: The Umpires And The Rules.

Ballplayers Are A Superstitious Breed, Nobody More Than I, And While You Are Winning You'd Murder Anybody Who Tried To Change Your Sweatshirt, Let Alone Your Uniform.

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.