When You Have Children Your House Smells

You Don't Really See Ugly People That Are Old, Or A Bit Grotty And Smelly, In The Media. If A Martian Came Down, They Would Think We Were All Tall, Thin, Attractive And Wealthy.

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.

Christians Have Always Been Fodder For Comedians Who Have Tended To Portray Them As Anoraks - Slightly Clammy, Beatifically Smiley Dullards With Barely A Personality Between Them.

I Have Friends Who Vote Tory, And I'm Appalled, But That's Not To Say They're Not Great People In So Many Other Ways.

I Wasn't One Of Those Hideous Children Who Make Their Parents Sit Through Hour-long Performances When You're Seven. I Didn't Do Anything Like That Thankfully.