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People Say You Should Read Your Criticism Because It Will Make You A Better Person But It Doesn't. It Just Makes You A Sad Bitter Old Showbiz Nightmare.

British Ferries Have Stopped Transporting Live Animals To The Continent. This Has Made It Very Difficult For England Fans To Get To Away Matches.

If I Am Totally Honest, I Would Have To Say That ''allo 'allo!' Was Not My Cup Of Tea, Even Though Lots Of People Loved It. For That Reason, I Find Comedy Fascinating. There Is A Huge Difference Between What People Find Funny.

I Have Big Friends Who Won't Go Swimming Because They're Too Embarrassed About It. I Feel That's Such A Shame, Because Actually People Should Be Encouraging Fat People Who Are Exercising To Do It, Not Pointing And Laughing.