When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

The Greatest Loss Of Time Is Delay And Expectation. I Never Yet Talked To The Man Who Wanted To Save Time Who Could Tell Me What He Was Going To Do With The Time He Saved.

A Country Can Get More Real Joy Out Of Just Hollering For Their Freedom Than They Can If They Get It.

I Arrived At My Hut In Beverly Hills Just In Time To Keep Real Estate Men From Plotting Off And Selling My Front Yard. They Will Sell You Anything Or Anybody's In The World As Long As They Can Get A First Payment... It Used To Be Only Iowa That Was Out Here But Now They Have Three Or Four Adjoining States Interested And They Are Here, Too. Real Estate Agents - You Never Saw As Many In Your Life; They Are As Thick As Bootleggers.

Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.