We Have The Best Congress That Money

The Problem In America Isn't So Much What People Don't Know; The Problem Is What People Think They Know That Just Ain't So.

Funny Thing About Being A U.s. Senator, The Only Thing The Law Says You Have To Be Is 30 Years Old. Not Another Single Requirement. They Just Figure That A Man That Old Got Nobody To Blame But Himself If He Gets Caught In There.

There's Only One Thing That Can Kill The Movies, And That's Education.

Wish All The Farmers Would Move To Town One Year, That's The Only Way I Know To Clear The Thing Up.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.