We Have The Best Congress That Money

So Here We Are In A Country With More Wheat And Corn And More Money In The Bank, More Cotton, More Everything In The World-there's Not A Product That You Can Name That We Haven't Got More Of Than Any Other Country Ever Had On The Face Of The Earth-and Yet We've Got People Starving. We'll Hold The Distinction Of Being The Only Nation In The History Of The World That Ever Went To The Poor House In An Automobile.

Politics Has Become So Expensive That It Takes A Lot Of Money Even To Be Defeated.

A Holding Company Is A Thing Where You Hand An Accomplice The Goods While The Policeman Searches You.

A Senator Got Up Today In Congress And Called His Fellow Senators Sons Of Wild Jackasses. Now, If You Think The Senators Were Hot, Imagine How The Jackasses Must Feel.

When You Find Yourself In A Hole, Quit Digging.