The Rest Of The People Know The

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.

America Is The First Country Where People Go To The Poor House In Their Car.

The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole, But How Much Prosperity Is There In A Hole?

And The Thing About My Jokes Is, They Don't Hurt Anybody. You Can Take 'em Or Leave 'em - You Can Say They're Funny Or They're Terrible Or They're Good, Or Whatever, But You Can Just Pass 'em By. But With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke, It's A Law! And Every Time They Make A Law, It's A Joke!