Democrats Are The Only Reason To Vote

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

Congress Knew Coolidge Would Veto The Farm Bill. There Was More Politics Than Relief In That Bill.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

It's No Laughing Matter Being A Republican In These Perilous Times. Anyone Can Be A Republican When The Stock Market Is Up, But When Stocks Are Selling For No More Than They're Worth, I Tell You, Being A Republican - It's A Sacrifice.