It's No Laughing Matter Being A Republican

When The Okies Left Oklahoma And Moved To California, They Raised The Average Intelligence Level In Both States.

I Read Where They Are Going To Limit Debate In The Senate. It Used To Be That A Man Could Talk All Day, But Now, As Soon As He Tells All He Knows, He Has To Sit Down. Most Of These Birds Will Just Be Getting Up And Nodding Now. Why, Some Of Them Won't Be Able To Answer Roll Call.

We Have Plenty Of Confidence In This Country, But We Are A Little Short Of Good Men To Place Our Confidence In.

The Stock Market Has Spoiled More Appetites Than Bad Cooking.

Ten Men In Our Country Could Buy The Whole World And Ten Million Can't Buy Enough To Eat.