Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best

One Thing I Will Say About The Germans, They Are Always Perfectly Willing To Give Somebody's Land To Somebody Else

The Budget Is Like A Mythical Bean Bag. Congress Votes Mythical Beans Into It, Then Reaches In And Tries To Pull Real Ones Out.

If You Ever Injected Truth Into Politics You Would Have No Politics.

A Man That Don’t Love A Horse, There Is Something The Matter With Him.

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.