Fanatical Religion Driven To A Certain Point

And, When The Votes Are Counted, Let Everybody, Including The Candidates, Get Into A Good Humor As Quick As They Got Into A Bad One.

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.

We Always Want The Best Man To Win An Election. Unfortunately, He Never Runs.

Eventually You Will Reach A Point When You Stop Lying About Your Age And Start Bragging About It.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.