Don't Raise Anything, Except What Fits Your

Nothing You Can't Spell Will Ever Work.

There Is A Terrible Lot Of Us Who Don't Think That We Come From A Monkey, But If There Are Some People Who Think That They Do, Why, It's Not Our Business To Rob Them Of What Little Pleasure They Might Get Out Of Imagining It.

The "ways & Means Committee" Is A Committee That's Supposed To Find The Ways To Divide Up The Means.

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.

The Reason Political Party Platforms Are So Long Is That When You Straddle Anything It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.