Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More

There's Only One Thing That Can Kill The Movies, And That's Education.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.

Take Me Ham Away, Take Away My Eggs, Even My Chili, But Leave Me My Newspaper.

The Budget Is Like A Mythical Bean Bag. Congress Votes Mythical Beans Into It, Then Reaches In And Tries To Pull Real Ones Out.

Long Ago When Men Cursed And Beat The Ground With Sticks, It Was Called Witchcraft. Today It's Called Golf.