There's Only One Thing That Can Kill

Invest In Inflation. It Is The Only Thing Going Up.

All I Know Is Just What I Read In The Papers, And That's An Alibi For My Ignorance.

Last Year We Said, 'things Can't Go On Like This', And They Didn't, They Got Worse.

I Originated A Remark Many Years Ago That I Think Has Been Copied More Than Any Little Thing That I've Ever Said, And I Used It In The Follies Of 1922. I Said America Has A Unique Record. We Never Lost A War And We Never Won A Conference In Our Lives. I Believe That We Could Without Any Degree Of Egotism, Single-handed Lick Any Nation In The World. But We Can't Confer With Costa Rica And Come Home With Our Shirts On.

And Kid Congress And The Senate, Dont Scold Em. They Are Just Children Thats Never Grown Up. They Dont Like To Be Corrected In Company. Dont Send Messages To Em, Send Candy.