A Difference Of Opinion Is What Makes

Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

Our President Delivered His State Of The Union Message To Congress. That Is One Of The Things His Contract Calls For -- To Tell Congress The Condition Of The Country. This Message, As I Say, Is To Congress. The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.

The Only Time People Dislike Gossip Is When You Gossip About Them.

The English Should Give Ireland Home Rule - And Reserve The Motion Picture Rights.

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.