My Forefathers Didn't Come Over On The

Don't Gamble; Take All Your Savings And Buy Some Good Stock And Hold It Till It Goes Up, Then Sell It. If It Don't Go Up, Don't Buy It.

Common Sense Ain't Common.

America Is The First Country Where People Go To The Poor House In Their Car.

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

A Woman Can Make A Man Feel Older Or Younger Than His Years If She So Chooses. Being A Woman Is A Terribly Difficult Task Since It Consists Principally In Dealing With Men. Women Were Made With A Sense Of Humor So They Could Love Men Instead Of Laughing At Them.