When My Car Runs Out Of Gas,

I Believe All God's Creatures Have A Soul... Except Bears, Bears Are Godless Killing Machines!

Washington Is Dangerously Positioned Between Two Canadas, Canada Canada And California's Canada, Oregon.

The Lead Singer Of Creed Says He Won’t Endorse President Obama. Well That Settles It -- Obama Will Not Win The 1998 Presidential Election.

Take Away The Big Bang And What Has God Done? Burned A Bush And Got A Girl Pregnant. Great, He's A High School Junior.

Cardinal Dolan, Of Course, Has A Very, Very Hard Job: Trying To Hold Up Catholic Family Values In Sexually Liberal New York City. I'm Not Saying New York Is The Gay Mecca. But It's At Least Gay-rusalem.