When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found

God Tipped The Country And All The Fruits And Nuts Rolled West.

It's No Coincidence That Female Interest In The Sport Of Baseball Has Increased Greatly Since The Ballplayers Swapped Those Wonderful Old-time Baggy Flannel Uniforms For Leotards.

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When I Asked Him How Long He Had Been Driving A Taxi, He Said, Dree Mouse.

Hollywood Likes To Boast That It Can Elevate The National Conscience.