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Whether One Eats A Cat Or Not Is A Personal Choice, And I Don't Want To Sway Anyone One Way Or Another. But If You Do, There Is One Obvious Cooking Tip: Always Remember To Remove The Bell From The Cat's Collar Before Cooking.

Show Me Somebody Who Is Always Smiling, Always Cheerful, Always Optimistic, And I Will Show You Somebody Who Hasn't The Faintest Idea What The Heck Is Really Going On.

Why Do You Think The Lottery Is So Popular? Do You Think Anybody Would Play If The Super Payoff Was A Job On The Night Shift In A Meat-packing Plant? People Play It So If They Win They Can Be Rich And Idle. Like I Told You Years Ago - If Work Is So Good, How Come They Have To Pay Us To Do It?

It's Unnatural For People To Run Around The City Streets Unless They Are Thieves Or Victims. It Makes People Nervous To See Someone Running. I Know That When I See Someone Running On My Street, My Instincts Tell Me To Let The Dog Go After Him.

Newspapers, Magazines And Other Publications Have The Constitutional Right To Be Offensive, Even Disgusting. As Evidence Of That, Just Watch This Space Regularly.