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There Is Only One Way To Solve The Alleged Crisis Of The Erosion Of 'family Values.' And That Is To Get Right Down To The Root Cause Of The Problem.

Why Do You Think The Lottery Is So Popular? Do You Think Anybody Would Play If The Super Payoff Was A Job On The Night Shift In A Meat-packing Plant? People Play It So If They Win They Can Be Rich And Idle. Like I Told You Years Ago - If Work Is So Good, How Come They Have To Pay Us To Do It?

It's Been My Policy To View The Internet Not As An 'information Highway,' But As An Electronic Asylum Filled With Babbling Loonies.

I Never Went To A John Wayne Movie To Find A Philosophy To Live By Or To Absorb A Profound Message. I Went For The Simple Pleasure Of Spending A Couple Of Hours Seeing The Bad Guys Lose.

Strict Gun Laws Are About As Effective As Strict Drug Laws...it Pains Me To Say This, But The Nra Seems To Be Right: The Cities And States That Have The Toughest Gun Laws Have The Most Murder And Mayhem.