Hollywood Has Always Been Political. They Consider

There Is Only One Way To Solve The Alleged Crisis Of The Erosion Of 'family Values.' And That Is To Get Right Down To The Root Cause Of The Problem.

When I Conducted A Beer-rating Session Last Year, I Wrote That Most American Beers Taste As If They Were Brewed Through A Horse. That Offended Many People In The American Beer Industry, As Well As Patriots Who Thought I Was Being Subversive In Praising Foreign Beers. I Have Just Read A Little-known Study Of American Beers. So I Must Apologize To The Horse. At Least With A Horse, We'd Know What We're Getting.

When I Asked Him How Long He Had Been Driving A Taxi, He Said, Dree Mouse.

Hollywood Likes To Boast That It Can Elevate The National Conscience.

When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found Myself Without A Sports Hero.