Anyone Who Contributes To The Defense Fund

For Some People, Being Free Means Being Free To Keep Their Feet On Someone Else's Chest.

When I Conducted A Beer-rating Session Last Year, I Wrote That Most American Beers Taste As If They Were Brewed Through A Horse. That Offended Many People In The American Beer Industry, As Well As Patriots Who Thought I Was Being Subversive In Praising Foreign Beers. I Have Just Read A Little-known Study Of American Beers. So I Must Apologize To The Horse. At Least With A Horse, We'd Know What We're Getting.

The Subject Of Criminal Rehabilitation Was Debated Recently In City Hall. It's An Appropriate Place For This Kind Of Discussion Because The City Has Always Employed So Many Ex-cons And Future Cons.

A Pessimist Sees The Glass As Half Empty; A Cub Fan Wonders When It's Gonna Spill.

When I Asked Him How Long He Had Been Driving A Taxi, He Said, Dree Mouse.