For Some People, Being Free Means Being

It's Unnatural For People To Run Around The City Streets Unless They Are Thieves Or Victims. It Makes People Nervous To See Someone Running. I Know That When I See Someone Running On My Street, My Instincts Tell Me To Let The Dog Go After Him.

It's No Coincidence That Female Interest In The Sport Of Baseball Has Increased Greatly Since The Ballplayers Swapped Those Wonderful Old-time Baggy Flannel Uniforms For Leotards.

When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found Myself Without A Sports Hero.

I Never Went To A John Wayne Movie To Find A Philosophy To Live By Or To Absorb A Profound Message. I Went For The Simple Pleasure Of Spending A Couple Of Hours Seeing The Bad Guys Lose.

It's Much Harder To Be A Liberal Than A Conservative. Why? Because It Is Easier To Give Someone The Finger Than A Helping Hand.