When It's First And A Mile, I

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

Mama Always Said That If It Can't Rain On You, You're Indoors.

Rogers Sees Daylight. Campbell Makes Daylight.

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too.

I Don't Mind People Thinking I'm Stupid, But I Don't Want To Give Them Any Proof.