When It's First And A Mile, I

Yeah, That Test Says He's Dumb As A Fence Post, But When He Hits He Looks Like Einstein To Me.

Winning Is Only Half Of It. Having Fun Is The Other Half.

You Fail All The Time, But You Aren't A Failure Until You Start Blaming Someone Else.

I Never Scrimmage Oilers Against Oilers...what For? Houston Isn't On Our Schedule.

You Don't Know A Ladder Has Splinters Until You Slide Down It.