I Don't Mind People Thinking I'm Stupid,

There's Two Kinds Of Coaches, Them That's Fired And Them That's Gonna Be Fired.

Coaching Is Not How Much You Know. It's How Much You Can Get Players To Do.

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too. (when Asked If He Noticed How Slowly Earl Campbell Got Up After Each Play.)

Yeah, That Test Says He's Dumb As A Fence Post, But When He Hits He Looks Like Einstein To Me.

Dallas Cowboys May Be America's Team, But The Houston Oilers Are Texas' Team.