Mama Always Said That If It Can't

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.

The Road To The Super Bowl Runs Through Pittsburgh, Sooner Or Later You've Got To Go To Pittsburgh.

I Thought I Did Until I Looked At Some Old Game Films. (when Asked If He Played College Football)

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too. (when Asked If He Noticed How Slowly Earl Campbell Got Up After Each Play.)

An Expert Is An Ordinary Fella Away From Home.