An Expert Is An Ordinary Fella Away

You Don't Win By Making Sensational Plays; You Win By Not Making Mistakes.

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus? Burned His Lips On The Exhaust Pipe. He Can Take His'n And Beat Your'n, Then He Can Take Your'n And Beat His'n.

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

I Don't Need The News. If They Have A War, I Figure Someone Will Tell Me.

I Always Thought I Could Coach. I Just Thought People Were Poor Judges Of Good Coaches.