When I Was Born The Doctor Took

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!