When I Take My Kid To School,

I Was Raised By A Mother Who Told Me I Was Great Every Day Of My Life.

I Don't Laugh At Me. I Used To. I Used To Get The Giggles When I'd See Myself. But Now, I See Myself Onscreen, And I Sure Don't Laugh.

I Don't Want My Kid To Hear Any Of The Albums That I've Made.

My Hobbies Are Run-on Sentences.

Having A Kid Is Great... As Long As His Eyes Are Closed And He's Not Moving Or Speaking.