I Was Raised By A Mother Who

I Was Raised By A Mother Who Told Me I Was Great Every Day Of My Life.

I Immediately Said Yes For One Reason And One Reason Only....netflix Rhymes With Wet Chicks.

I Guess In My House When I Was Growing Up, I Was Comfortable Trying To Be Funny. And My Dad, Of Course, It Bugged Him Sometimes. He Was Trying To Rest, And I Was Constantly Trying To Say Something Stupid To Get A Reaction. But I Like Doing These Movies. You Can Do It In Front Of The Camera And Then It's Over. I Don't Have To Worry About Being In Front Of Too Many People.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

When The Kids Are Laughing In The Audience, I Tear Up, I'm So Happy I Did A Nice Thing.