I Don't Want My Kid To Hear

My Mother Says To Me, When I'm Making A New Movie, She Says, "oh, Is Steve Buscemi In It?" I'd Say, "yeah." And She, "oh, Then It's Going To Be A Good One." I Swear To God, She Says That Every Time. And When I Say Steve's Not In It, She Says, "oh."

When I Was A Kid You Always Heard About The Israeli Army And You Always Heard About This Tiny Little Country And How Everyone Around Them Wants Them Gone, And Every Time Somebody Comes After Them They Take Care Of Business. And So As A Jewish Kid You Were Proud Of That.

Through My Films I'm Eventually Trying To One Day Tell The Truth. I Don't Know If I'm Ever Going To Get There, But I'm Slowly Letting Pieces Of Myself Out There And Then Maybe By The Time I'm 85, I'll Look Back And Say, 'all Right, That About Sums It Up.

When I Was Younger And Did A Stand-up Gig, It Would Take Me Two Weeks To Recover. Sometimes I'd Get So Panicked That I Would Stutter.

I Don't Like Being On A Horse. That's The Only Negative Of Doing A Western. I Like The Whole Get Up, And I Look Great In A Hat. But I Get Tense Around Horses. So, If They Could Make A Fake Horse, Then I'd Do A Western.