I Don't Want My Kid To Hear

I Think I'm Playing Grown Up Because I Have Kids Now. But I Don't Feel Grown Up Yet.

I Mean, I Look At My Dad. He Was Twenty When He Started Having A Family, And He Was Always The Coolest Dad. He Did Everything For His Kids, And He Never Made Us Feel Like He Was Pressured. I Know That It Must Be A Great Feeling To Be A Guy Like That.

I Was A Coin Collector.i Didn't Know I Was Nerdy At The Time Until I Felt My 16-d Mercury Dime That Was In Uncirculated Condition Might Be A Panty Dropper, And It Turned Out Not To Be. Then I Stumbled Into Skateboarding, Which Kind Of Was Cooler. But I Wasn't Aware Of What Was Cool. My Dad Wasn't Around So He Couldn't Shake Me And Say, 'drop The Coin Collecting Bit. It's Not Where You Want To Go.' So, That And The Spelling Bee And The Chess, I Think I Had It Figured Out For Myself.

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.

How Do I Speak Spanish? Not Too Well.