I Don't Want My Kid To Hear

Back To School, To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool.

Hanukkah Is...the Festival Of Lights, Instead Of One Day Of Presents, We Get Eight Crazy Nights

I Can't Run A Company... I Can't Even Run My Own Life!

Well I Have A Microphone And You Don't So You Will Listen To Every Damn Word I Have To Say!

When I'm Up There, And I Know The Show's Coming To A Close, In My Head I'm Saying To Myself, Oh Man, You Gotta Get Off And Be A Normal Person Again. That's What I Don't Like So Much.