When I Stub My Toe It's Like

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.

Checkers Taught Me That A King Is A Man With Another Man On Top Of Him. But Life Taught Me That That's Actually Called A Queen.

I Need To Develop Some Patience - Immediately.

I Never Give Anyone Just One Congratulation. Congratulations Are Always Plural. They Are Similar To Grapes.

Everything I Ever Learned I Was Told By Someone Else.